Psychic Premonition discovers body

An amateur Psychic from Australia has become a world wide public figure since discovering a headless torso of a woman found in plastic bags on an Australian creek embankment.

The Psychic was originally enrolled to help with the search of a missing six year old girl who had disappeared from her bedroom as her mother slept [...]

Bizarre phone calls dealt with by London Borough of Sutton Council

A London motorist who discovered her car was in a different parking spot when she returned from a shopping trip rang her local council in to ask if the car park was haunted.

The query was just one of a number of bizarre phone calls made by members of the public to Sutton Council in south [...]

Stella Artois, Marina and the Diamonds’ variety shows released

Stella Artois are launching a new bottle which is extremely lightweight, as it is made up of considerably less glass than a regular bottle, and therefore takes less energy to produce, and subsequently gives off far less CO2.

To celebrate the launch Stella had taken the unusual step of producing a variety show in four parts [...]

Nintendo’s Wii Fit causes sex addiction

Nintendo’s Wii Fit is getting the blame from Amanda Flowers, a 24 year old, who claims that it is the reason for her sex addiction.  Of course, blamed may be the wrong term given that it may open up a new market for the popular interactive game console.  Flowers claims that since she fell off [...]

British GameStation claims the immortal souls of gammers

A computer game retailer, the British GameStation, revealed that it legally purchased the souls of online shoppers due to a clause in their terms and conditions document, which is signed by online shoppers.

The retailer said that it has put an ‘immortal soul clause’ into its contract that is presented to any purchaser before they get [...]

Can Yorkshire pud become a protected species like rhubarb?

A recipe from the 18th century is being spread around the country known for taking the simple Yorkshire pudding from its previous status as a workday food item to the same high par of delicacies like Parma ham and champagne.

Moves to give the pudding the Protected Designation of Origin Status had previously been disregarded as [...]

Smell Free Astronaut Underwear

A Japanese astronaut is busy in administration of a line of odour free inners and casual clothing on the international space station. Koichi Wakata first person from the Far East nation to live in the orbiting conditions is trying out J-ware by textile experts at Japan Women’s University in Tokyo.

Koji Yanagawa, a Japanese Aerospace Exploration [...]

Huge increase in breast reduction surgery, er, for men

Last year a record was set for the number of men that reduced their man boobs via plastic surgery. Figures released today showed there was an 80% increase in men who sought out breast reduction operations in the UK.

In an audit carried out by the BAAPS (British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons) it was shown [...]

Looks like dope will remain illegal under new drug tsar

Professor Les Iversen is now the government’s Interim Chairman for the Advisory Council on the Misuse of Drugs which means that he will now join the ongoing argument raging between scientific advice and political opinions with regard to marijuana.

Iversen is a retired professor of pharmacology from Oxford University who specialized in neuropharmacology, (drugs effects on [...]

A kilo of bananas and a kilo of cocaine please

Drug smugglers made a bit of a slip-up with their latest attempt to get drugs into Europe after it was discovered that cocaine was packaged and delivered to supermarkets throughout Spain hidden underneath bananas.

Police found out about the drugs when a shelf-stacker at a Madrid Lidl supermarket discovered that there was a brick of cocaine [...]